Video


I’ve written and directed dozens of video shorts during my time at ClickHole. Below you can find a few of my favorites.


Devastating: Watch This Guy Realize That When He Overhears People At Work Talking About ‘The Hamburger Dipshit’ They’re Referring To Him

(I wrote this headline and script, and I directed the short.)


This Will Change The Way You Watch ‘Dazed And Confused’

(I wrote this script and directed the short.)


Heartbreaking: Man Can’t Enjoy Standing Up Out Of The Limo Sunroof Because He Can Hear His Friends In The Limo Trash Talking His Shorts

(I wrote this headline, reusing the character I created: The Hamburger Dipshit.)


Devastating: Watch This Guy Realize That When His Coworkers Stood At His Desk And Applauded While He Sang ‘Ave Maria’ Last Week, It Was A One-Time Thing

(I wrote this headline, using my beautiful Hamburger Dipshit for a third time.)


Bittersweet: Long Lost Father Returns From Sea To Lowball Son On Price Of His Snowblower

(I wrote this headline and script.)


Pathetic: Lifeguard Who Swam Out To Rescue What Turned Out To Be A Big Tire Pretends He Knew What It Was And Just Really Wanted A Big Tire

(I wrote this headline.)

Heartbreaking: Man Is Still Calling Out ‘Marco Polo’ While Everyone Else In The Pool Is Making Out

(I wrote this headline and script.)


Heartbreaking: Dad Misses Daughter’s Awesome Cannonball Because He’s Busy Watching Another Kid Do Even Better Cannonballs On His VR Headset

(I wrote this headline.)



A Beautiful Send Off: School Scatters Longtime Janitor’s Ashes To Clean Up Kid’s Puke

(I wrote this headline.)


Share This Video On Paul Simon’s Facebook Page To Tell Him That You Have Art Garfunkel Tied To A Chair And Are Dutifully Awaiting His Instructions On How To Proceed

(I wrote this headline.)


Share This Video On Entenmann’s Wall To Let Them Know That Your Late Mother’s Credit Card Still Works And You’re Interested In Buying Cakes

(I wrote this headline.)